I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Senseless Mind Syndrome”
His IQ is in the high teens
What’s left in his head constantly shrinking
A confined vocabulary
Just two-letter words, maybe three
He’s ignorant of everything
From physics to human anatomy
Thinks Einstein was just bread with cheese
That femurs were types of monkeys
It’s outdated, dissipated
His brain had its day, so he says again, again
He’s concocted another word
He may not drink, but it sounds like a slur
It’s not a noun and not a verb
What it is no one can be sure
He acts like an illiterate
If one gets poetic, “He can’t read for sh*t”
“Bigly” words are his nemesis
Like “ambiguity” or “twit”
When thoughts escape him, they avail him
More room between the ears for hot-air to travel through
Thoughts are vacant, he is ancient
He is his own worst enemy
Not a victim, but a villain
An enemy to you and me
To everybody
It’s outdated, dissipated
He is his own worst enemy
When thoughts escape him, they avail him
An enemy to you and me
He’s a villain of cognition
An enemy to you and me
He’s a villain of cognition
An enemy to you and me
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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”Batshit Creeper” (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, ”Cat Scratch Fever”)
”Every Way, Sheeple” (parody based on the Sly & the Family Stone song, ”Everyday People”)
“His Wife Is ‘Mother’” (parody based on the PJ Harvey song, “Down By The Water”)
“Trickin’ Boomers” (parody based on the Biz Markie song, “Pickin’ Boogers”)
“Hit the Jim/Gym” (parody based on the Biz Markie song, “Just a Friend”)
“Lied, Squealed, Whimpered He’s Trump” (parody based on the Stevie Wonder song, “Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours”)
“Shooting For Zero Laws” (parody based on the Jody Watley song, “Looking For a New Love”)
“Dumb, Loud, and Cray” (parody based on the Offspring song, “Come Out and Play”)
Choppers Without Filters
“The Nationalist Anthem” (parody based on the Francis Scott Key song, ”The Star-Spangled Banner”)
CPAC? CCRAP!
“Turtle’s Spell” (parody based on the Billy Idol song, “Rebel Yell”)
“Bern Memes (All Look Like This)” (parody based on the Eurythmics song, “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”)
“The Two Ron Rons” (parody based on the Crystals’ song, “Da Doo Ron Ron”)
How to Survive a Twitter Mob
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