How disappointing. It’s Halloween today and this movie was supposed to be frightening(ly bad), but it’s actually…almost bloody good fun. That doesn’t mean Lionheart, or is it “Lyon’eart”?, isn’t without a great many flaws. We touched on plenty of those with vim and also vigour.
Jean-Claude Van Damme does okay work in the leading role and the AWOL’er is suitably handsome & chiseled. JCVD is also the blonde-babe-avoider, the prude who would rather kick people and stalk his family than relax and make out with JR’s secretary. We have a theory as to how he could resist this sexy and oh so willing woman.
So hit that button to hear episode #37 of Scoring at the Movies justify how this is an MMA movie (stop arguing, it kinda is)! But don’t forget that at the 43-minute mark, as we segue into our favourite horror flicks and our most horrifying scary-movie moments.
Pedantry Alert: We said that JCVD is “playing a French guy”, but of course everyone—including us SATM’ers—knows he’s from Belgium (as in, “The Muscles From A Certain City In Belgium”), not France.
We’re down to tweet: @moviefiend51 and @scoringatmovies
The website is scoringatthemovies.podbean.com
Ep. 91 - The Peanut Butter Falcon
Ep. 90 - The Way Back
Ep. 89 - Ali
Ep. 88 - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ep. 87 - 61*
Ep. 86 - Battle of the Sexes
Ep. 85 - The Waterboy
Ep. 84 - The Running Man
Ep. 83 - Snatch
Ep. 82 - Without Limits
Ep. 81 - Ford v Ferrari
Ep. 80 - Lucas
Ep. 79 - Enter the Dragon
Ep. 78 - The Damned United
Ep. 77 - The Legend of Bagger Vance
Ep. 76 - Necessary Roughness
Ep. 75 - 42
Ep. 74 - Hardball
Ep. 73 - Glory Road
Ep. 72 - Fighting with my Family
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