How disappointing. It’s Halloween today and this movie was supposed to be frightening(ly bad), but it’s actually…almost bloody good fun. That doesn’t mean Lionheart, or is it “Lyon’eart”?, isn’t without a great many flaws. We touched on plenty of those with vim and also vigour.
Jean-Claude Van Damme does okay work in the leading role and the AWOL’er is suitably handsome & chiseled. JCVD is also the blonde-babe-avoider, the prude who would rather kick people and stalk his family than relax and make out with JR’s secretary. We have a theory as to how he could resist this sexy and oh so willing woman.
So hit that button to hear episode #37 of Scoring at the Movies justify how this is an MMA movie (stop arguing, it kinda is)! But don’t forget that at the 43-minute mark, as we segue into our favourite horror flicks and our most horrifying scary-movie moments.
Pedantry Alert: We said that JCVD is “playing a French guy”, but of course everyone—including us SATM’ers—knows he’s from Belgium (as in, “The Muscles From A Certain City In Belgium”), not France.
We’re down to tweet: @moviefiend51 and @scoringatmovies
The website is scoringatthemovies.podbean.com
Ep. 31 - Seabiscuit
Ep. 30 - Creed 2
Ep. 29 - The Natural
Ep. 28 - Bring It On
Ep. 27 - Murderball
Ep. 26 - Space Jam
Ep. 25 - Days of Thunder
Ep. 24 - Million Dollar Baby
Ep. 23 - Draft Day
Ep. 22 - Happy Gilmore
Ep. 21 - Field of Dreams
Ep. 20 - Mr. Baseball
Ep. 19 - Semi-Pro
Ep. 18 - Ready to Rumble
Ep. 17 - The Longest Yard
Ep. 16 - Cool Runnings
Ep. 15 - Rocky IV
Ep. 14 - Hoosiers
Ep. 13 - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Ep. 12 - Goon
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