I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Daughter’s Sexy”
Incestuous and grossness
He can’t stop saying, “Look, my daughter’s sexy”
Incestuous and nauseous
“A 10; hotter than yours; my daughter’s sexy”
He’ll make the comment on a talk show
“I’d hit that if she weren’t my daughter”
Everyone and their moms start to cringe
Then whisper, “What the f*ck is wrong with him?!?”
He’s the leader of the Greedy Old Perverts
Incestuous and grossness
He can’t stop saying, “Look, my daughter’s sexy”
Incestuous and nauseous
“A 10; hotter than yours; my daughter’s sexy”
It’s one thing to say your kid’s cute
Calling them “hot” is kinda stretching it
Like a Donald J. Trump in spandex
Yet little Donnie has no regrets
He’s the leader of the Greedy Old Perverts
Incestuous and grossness
He can’t stop saying, “Look, my daughter’s sexy”
Incestuous and nauseous
“A 10; hotter than yours; my daughter’s sexy”
Incestuous and grossness
He can’t stop saying, “Look, my daughter’s sexy”
Incestuous and nauseous
“A 10; hotter than yours; my…”
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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”Batshit Creeper” (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, ”Cat Scratch Fever”)
”Every Way, Sheeple” (parody based on the Sly & the Family Stone song, ”Everyday People”)
“His Wife Is ‘Mother’” (parody based on the PJ Harvey song, “Down By The Water”)
“Trickin’ Boomers” (parody based on the Biz Markie song, “Pickin’ Boogers”)
“Hit the Jim/Gym” (parody based on the Biz Markie song, “Just a Friend”)
“Lied, Squealed, Whimpered He’s Trump” (parody based on the Stevie Wonder song, “Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours”)
“Shooting For Zero Laws” (parody based on the Jody Watley song, “Looking For a New Love”)
“Dumb, Loud, and Cray” (parody based on the Offspring song, “Come Out and Play”)
Choppers Without Filters
“The Nationalist Anthem” (parody based on the Francis Scott Key song, ”The Star-Spangled Banner”)
CPAC? CCRAP!
“Turtle’s Spell” (parody based on the Billy Idol song, “Rebel Yell”)
“Bern Memes (All Look Like This)” (parody based on the Eurythmics song, “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”)
“The Two Ron Rons” (parody based on the Crystals’ song, “Da Doo Ron Ron”)
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