The Expat Files 4.20.25

#1- The annoying “one upmanship” problem that certain expats and gringos seem to want to bring to the table: 

 

#2- Expats and their tired old “war stories”:

Why do certain Expats blather on about what they used to own and what they lost in the divorce? Why do they still carry around old photos of that lost beach house and Range Rover?

 

#3- Expats and gringos, be advised that no one wants to see photos of your kids or grandkids

or hear about their spectacular brilliance:

Its dead boring to hear about any of that since no one gives a shit

about them except you… 

#4- A word about Chapi’s and Chapiadores (aka, gold-digging Latinas): 

 

#5- In defense of those Latinas who prefer much older gringo men:

You probably think its all about the money. Mostly true, but you may change your mind a bit after hearing a 28 year old Latina tell her story… 

#6- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

the new edition for 2025 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com     

#7- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com