Area 51 (2015)

As the dimwits bring their three part horror movie alien retrospective to a close, they learn once and for all that the truth IS NOT out there. This movie sucks and life is a painful trap we shall never escape. The best we can do is drink four loko pregame flask bottles and pray to be abducted from the pain that is human existence. Oh, also, they talk about the 2009 / 2015 sci-fi found footage blumhouse horror film AREA 51! From Oren Peli! the guy who made Paranormal Activity! Promising right? Well, jokes on you bozo!

 

Area 51 is a 2015 American found footage science fiction horror film directed and shot by Oren Peli and co-written by Peli and Christopher Denham. The film stars Reid Warner, Darrin Bragg, Ben Rovner, and Jelena Nik.[3] The film was produced by Jason Blum under his Blumhouse Productions banner, and was released in a limited release and through video on demand on May 15, 2015, by Paramount Insurge.

 

"Three young conspiracy theorists attempt to uncover the mysteries of Area 51, the government's secret location rumored to have hosted encounters with alien beings. What they find at this hidden facility exposes unimaginable secrets."