A humdinger on the Front Porch. Why wouldn't you want some RoundUp in your oatmeal, asks a Slate reporter. Is it really democracy if there's nothing democratic about it? Russia can't find its missing missile. Where's Comrade Goodwrench? They call him "Flipper." Another white lady pissed off by the prospect of a black James Bond. Duncan "Rabbit" Hunter heaves his wife under the bus. Eatin' good in the neighborhood.