"I say boy, what day is this?" You shout from your ivory
podcast app at a poor pauper. "Corr, guvnor, it's Friday" he replies,
his throat breaking up as you watch, the black lung consuming him
completely until there is no more. But you don't care. "I haven't missed
it!" you exclaim, and head hurriedly to your iPod. There's a new
episode of Verbal Discharge to download...
And what
do we have to take your mind off the dead kid on your driveway? Well
well well. This week, James...
"I say boy, what day is this?" You shout from your ivory
podcast app at a poor pauper. "Corr, guvnor, it's Friday" he replies,
his throat breaking up as you watch, the black lung consuming him
completely until there is no more. But you don't care. "I haven't missed
it!" you exclaim, and head hurriedly to your iPod. There's a new
episode of Verbal Discharge to download...
And what
do we have to take your mind off the dead kid on your driveway? Well
well well. This week, James solves world inequality with an autistic
goat, Jordan recounts his footballing past, and Robbie eats an entire
battenberg in less than 10 minutes. An entire battenberg. A real,
full-sized battenberg. He still hasn't quite recovered, even if you're
listening in 2019.
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