Episode 9: Dedication To The Month That Unbequeaths Us All

Take a back seat, white privileged people... and make way for everyone on this planet except for people like you.  On the other hand, “Shout Outs” to all Latino people… Hispanic people… and yes,  even the Spanish and Portuguese people living on this earth:  Aggoth and Burd have kept their word, and strategically utilized this episode to honor the month that honors YOU.  They would simply ‘cut to the chase’ and honor you all directly, but this may be construed as “stepping on the toes of those whom honor the people of Latin descent”, so Aggoth and Burd decided long ago that they would never have such undignified blasphemy polluting the sanctity of their their highly respectable and purely unadulterated podcast.  With that said, we are proud to announce that this episode is nothing more than a wild goose chase straight into the heart of ambivalent understanding... with a side of angasmaphoric excitement.  It exists solely for all to relish equally.  Look not upon all those who they have excluded from this episode, yet keep your focus on the inclusion that shall eventually consume us all, then epidemically slaughter our withered hopes of universal and benevolent-ridden ingreciousity.  Slap the distracted demon and stand your ground.  Spank that monster and make it smirk… make it smirk like a jerk.  This - and only this - shall afford you the opportunity to finally open your blinded eyes and truly see directly into the centrified truth of this episode… it’s not about Latino people.  It’s not even about people of Latino descent… and no - not even about the month dedicated to the people mentioned several times in this outrageously ridiculous episode summary.  No, my friends... Aggoth and Burd want everyone to know:

 

This episode is about YOU.  

 

 

Credits:

We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org:

 

Cuban Ensemble Mood Style Happy Band Dance Cinematic Music by szegvari; Cumbia fantasma loop by quetzalcontla;  -HEY-HEY A by justincase1021; ADHD Wilhelmus 2x_0 by emsoundmoves; WHAT THE HELL 01 by sandyrb;  Austrafunk by Colt_Travis;  SubDrop by uelimichel; Didgeridoo, A by InspectorJ;  Grizzly Bear growl eating by Nivatius; Grand Song by Dvideoguy; chinese-loop by Clameria;  STE-017-fadovadio by mmiron; Men chanting by BeeProductive;  Latin Guitar - 01 by Cloud-10;  (Drum Loop) Construction Zone by plasterbrain; Cumbia fantasma loop by quetzalcontla; Nylon guitar - spanish pattern - E major by ValentinPetiteau; SpanishRiff by calpomatt; Spanishy Guitar Thing by TheScriabin;  Independence Day in Mexico "Fiesta del grito" in Monterrey by felix.blume; 20101031.yell by dobroide;  Viva by frankd;  loop drum dnb bpm 176 by alexround; chant by christislord;  its not a phase mom by evanjones4; SHUT UP by Scottbezdelnik; Spooky by Victor_Natas;  Congas bongos shaker by bigjoedrummer;  Congas various beats - pop and latin - eq by bigjoedrummer; Medieval Lute Chords by f-r-a-g-i-l-e;  In The Middle Of July Music Loop by rhodesmas; thunderClap1 by nicStage;  sexy funk + strings & piano by kbrecordzz; succubus lines by shadoWisp; Sad Ambience by Reg1n0ld;  I'm Sorry by montblanccandies;  I'm sorry (NPC, British Male) by theuncertainman; Break up: You're sorry? by AmeAngelofSin; boudoir music2 by mellowarrior;  Halloween-esque piano_organ by kdestes;  (Drum Loop) Construction Zone by plasterbrain; Pig Squealing by TheAcidRomance; Melancholic Piano Loop by rom2014;  (Bossa Nova Loop) Thank You for Shopping! by plasterbrain; Thriller Documentary Pack #1 by dekstromoramid;  battle-march action loop by haydensayshi123; Angry Elephant by Danjocross; elephant » 44 by y89312;  R07-49-Men and Women Talking Quickly by craigsmith;  childrenoh by relwin;  Applause 1 by Sandermotions; Angel Reveal by MarknKris1996; gibberish 1 by izzytherobloxgamer09; Gibberish, anonymous caller telephone by mariannadeoliveira;  Zombies_ses1 by freesound;  Campfire_1 by zmb94; alert by Heigh-hoo;  Laser Shot Silenced by bubaproducer;  Laser Shot Big 1 by bubaproducer;  punch 6 by CastIronCarousel;  light punch by damnsatinist;  Man Screaming - Again by esmayorga; Crowd Ooohs and Ahhhs in Excitement by noah0189;  Metal Cling Clang Bang by qubodup; Cartoon_Whistle by Brsjak; wet smacking by satanicupsman; Dog crunching a dried pigs ear by Astounded;  punch 7 by CastIronCarousel;  punch 4 by CastIronCarousel; punch 5 by CastIronCarousel; cracksmackwhackdead by bevibeldesign; Thunder 2 by straget; A rapper in trouble - after he made a bad joke! by fmceretta; Comedy FX by Evil_Ear_Recordings;  Ba Dum Tish Comedy Punchline Drums by djlprojects; Dark Night Sad Mood String Violin Viola Drone 120Bpm Thriller Cinematic Music by szegvari; Violin Solo Little Sad Story Mastering by szegvari; crying by drotzruhn;  REV LOOPS METAL GUITAR 10 by REVEREND.BLACK;  Calming Background Music Guitar Loop by Migfus20;  Emotional Background Music Orchestra (Adventure Type) by Migfus20; kittens meowing by videog; CatPurr by jochen1988; Cat Meow At Night by EminYILDIRIM; angry_cats by drummy; Cat, Screaming, A by InspectorJ; katzenmix by ChaliceWell; Rare soud! Khivus-6 (Хивус-6) hovercraft airscrew starting by Walking.With.Microphones; Slide Whistle, Descending, A by InspectorJ;  Long male scream 2 by jorickhoofd; record scratch by luffy; Dark Beat Synth Electro Atmo Ambience Drama Rap Slow Cinematic Music Surround by szegvari;  male_scream_Bram_OOH by thanvannispen;  04-rapping.single by dobroide;  little latin jazz intro by oymaldonado; Nasty Knife Stab by Aris621;  Male Screams [1] by marc3122;   Dead walking by soundmatch24; Cartoon Laugh by JohnsonBrandEditing; Symphony Sounds by Lemoncreme; Ambient Cafeteria Dishroom by laurenmartin236; Protesting Crowd, Climate Strike, Guildford, 01-01 by InspectorJ; 8-beats by LiftPizzas; salsa loop intro 110 bpm by oymaldonado;  samba pa ti by oymaldonado; chips_eating_crackles_rustle_packet by Nizerg; Boiling Water, Large, A by InspectorJ; wet fart by kuchtaa;  Fart by TeddyFerguson;  Techno drum loop by djfroyd;  feel good by NOTOTO84;  Creepy Ambient (107 bpm) by SoundFlakes; Jazzy Short Sample Experimental Surround by szegvari;  Twigs snapping by giddster; Snoring by ambienttrails; Garbage Truck Passing By by iamdylanavery; Vacuum Cleaner, A by InspectorJ; Sheep bleating by zachrau; tarzan yell sound effect by llDev;  Shoomp by se2001;  removing stuccowork stairwell 01 150211_04 by klankbeeld;  Piece Of Shred by FullMetalJedi;  t_start1 by roscoetoon;  Ripping Clothing by CraigSnedeker;  Panping01 by chipfork71;  Running Up The Stairs by RutgerMuller; Snapping, Wooden Fence, Q by InspectorJ; Big Water Splash by qubodup; male whatby Reitanna;  Ending BRAVO applause by temawas; Unsheathed blade by deleted_user_2906614; Creepy Lullaby, A by InspectorJ; Ahchoo! by Mafon2;  Church Bells by tripjazz; Violin Scare by SirBedlam;  moan by tim.kahn;  Horror Stinger 6 by F.M.Audio; symp-applause 2 by FreqMan;  Slurping swallowing and ahh by mwhitcomb83; Gulping Noises | Drinking Noises by Alex-Fullam; Dumping Glass in Trash Can 2 by FunWithSound; Scream, female x2 by peridactyloptrix; Glass Shatter by datasoundsample; DunDunDunnn by copyc4t; scottstoked_yeehaw by shawshank73; Heavy Machine Gun by ShawnyBoy; FEMALE GIGGLE by Ch0cchi; Stop It by pyro13djt; Crowd in panic by IENBA;  Scream "Noooh by jorickhoofd; Whip Crack by SciFiSounds;  Horse_Whinny by foxen10;  Spanking by junkfood2121;  C-SpiralingTheatre by ducksingel; Sad Trombone by Benboncan;  Chemistry reaction 3 - Big by OGsoundFX; Mad Scientist lab loopable by ramonmineiro;  Church Bell 12 by nomiqbomi;  symp-applause 1 by FreqMan; symp-applause 2 by FreqMan; Smirnoff Scream by glazkov; Explosion by Iwiploppenisse;  fireworks exploding 1 by soundmary;  Wind in a tree in the Mojave Desert (California, USA) by felix.blume; coindrop-sample by egill.ian1; Cha_Ching by Lucish; monkey scream by saraonsins; War sounds by 1stWebArmy;   

 

We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated: 

- Impact Car Crash

 

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