Getting serial killed by your trail guide for being bitchy: Fearing hiking & camping murder

In this week’s podcast episode, Becky & Merie take on real-life camping horror stories, including the Cowden family massacre and the Wells Gray Park murders. Along the way, they answer the burning questions you didn’t know you had, like:

If you get the haircut that shows off your muscles, should you go camping then? (hint: no.) Is Merie going to be grizzly man or grizzly woman? How did Becky narrowly avoid causing herself to get serial killed on the Appalachian Trail? And how many times do your pod-coasts say the word “Appalachian” without actually covering any murders that happened there? Does your water list cancer as the first ingredient? Who wants to be part of the pilot episode of our new romantic matchmaking show, “90 Day(s) till Parole Fiancee?”

Come for the haircut-based marriage advice. Stay for the plans for a girls’ trip to Chernobyl.