Married at First Sight S.13 e. 17 - No Regrets

It's Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 17, folks, and we MADE IT TO D-DAY! Decision Day is upon us, which always leaves room for last minute wildcards, tears, and a healthy dose of bullshitting. This season was no exception. Say what you will about the experts' presence (or lack thereof) this season, but they were not going to beat around any bushes today. Dr. Pepper especially came for the jugular when necessary, and with that we forgive her for being absent 80% of the season. Zack toys with Michaela's head one last time (lol probz not let's be real), Johnny tries to play victim one last time, and Ryan gives the most meager excuse for an apology one last time, just in case we needed reminding that these are flawed men who are not ready for what marriage requires. Next week looks full of MANY MORE surprises, but until then, let's break everything we saw this week down!

 

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Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress