January 3, 2020 - One-Legged Prawns

Ray Weinstein settles in at The Bistro by not sacking everyone and giving away free drink and charity money on New Year’s Eve, ensuring it continues as a loss-making venture into a new decade. For an encore, he precedes to piss all over Kev’s chips (figuratively) and gets his hole off of Abi (literally). Busy week for Ray. Gary’s gangster ways, or some of them at least, come out into the open when Mrs Derek turns up and spills her guts to an interested Izzy about the likelihood of Derek owning a knicker factory, On New Year’s Eve, Tracy wants to drag Steve to see a band that he can’t pronounce but ends up having a more universal conversation with Paula. Shona remains in a coma while David has to struggle with either sitting by her bedside all day or nipping out for an hour or so to testify against Josh. Steve’s got another haircut and a cat, Tim can’t make balloon animals, and Mary is an obvious horse.