Episode Sixteen: Blood in the Water

July 06, 2020

 

The party investigates an old shipwreck and fails at playing hopscotch.

 

Quotes:

• Calree, you’re having a pointless debate with the captain
• Like one big swim frog
• It’s all in the torso, okay?
• I love when we split the party
• Can you swim in quicksand? I can barely swim in water!
• Six hundred sharks!
• No! Don’t remove it! Then all the goo goes out!
• Do you want to shoot one that’s closer, or one that’s far away so you can roll at disadvantage for no reason?