It’s our first ride on the Love Train since Capt’n Max’s 80th birthday & the 9th anniversary of The Bonobo Way (my 2014 bday gift to Max) so Max and I are celebrating with senior sex (it keeps you young!), medical fetish (the night nurse slipping into bed with the bday patient), bacchanalian parties, singing Christian callers & evocative reflections on 8 great decades of a bonoboesque life. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality! It’s also Naughty November, but Max can’t get birthday spankings in his wheelchair, so I spank adorable Amor Hilton & Fawnia Realtor (80 times!). Other Max Bday Soiree standouts include Ana’s taquitos, Dragon's Captain’s hats, JD’s declarations & much more, everyone celebrating Max’s amazing life. Though soon celebrations give way to lamentations on this FDR, as Netanyahu & the Zionist branch of the American War Machine continue to bomb Gaza into a deathscape of cataclysmic proportions. Much as we—& billions more (including our friend Abby Martin whose “Gaza Fights for Freedom” is a must-see)—scream “Ceasefire Now!” our leaders are too busy raking in the cash from the Military Industrial Congressional Complex, aka the American War Machine, to listen. Speaking of the War Machine, it's also Veterans Day, which started as Armistice Day, celebrating peace after WWI, the notorious “War to End All Wars,” but the wars didn’t end, they became Perma Wars, & we turned Armistice Day into War Day, aka Veterans Day, honoring military force & death. Also: my Vice piece reaches 265K & our ammosexual Christian Nationalist Speaker of the House MAGAt Mike Johnson blames school shootings on teaching evolution & credits Covenant Eyes p0rn-monitoring system in which his “accountability partner” was his son (yikes!) for solving his p0rno problem. More lamentations of our dystopian world & celebrations of our beloved Prince Maximillian Rudolph Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri (Happy 80th!) ensue.. Be Bonobo: Save the Humans! Go Bonobos, read more prose, see more shows & check out the party pics: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-max-birthday-bonoboway
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): PULLING OUT in Love & War
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Fireworks of Sex & Politics
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Love, War Crimes, GasMasks & Free Assange!
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Juneteenth Summer Solstice Kink
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): BiRTHDAY GASM
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sex, Death, Birth & Pride
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Masturbation Nation
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Make Self-Love NOT War!
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sticky Situations
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Masturbation Cowgirl
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): May Day, International Workers Day & Masturbation Month Kickoff 2021!
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Wank Don’t Shoot!
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Killer Cops & Squirting 4/20
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): 29th Wedding Anniversary
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Easter Eve Res-Erection & A Cautionary Tale of Christian Cuckoldry Gone Wrong
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Passover Peace Train
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Massage Parlor Massacre: Guns, God & Sex Addictionology
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Comrades in Love, Leprechauns, Porn, Politics & Masking Up Royally
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Poly Giuliani & More Stories of Sexual Adventure & Misadventure on Track 11
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Pain & Pleasure Healing
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