Segment City Episode 71 - Vin Diesel: Simp Extraordinaire

We’re sorry Mr. Diesel, please don’t sue us. That being said, don’t put out a pop song about pining after ladies if you don’t want to be made fun of. This episode on the podcast, Will tries (and fails) to recount the plot of “Vampire Academy”, the boys talk about the worst dates they have been on, Theo asks “Is this the Onion?” about NASA making a 5G tower on the moon disguised as a pine tree, the word “bone” being censored at a paleontology conference, and Amazon disguising packages so people don’t know you order from Amazon, Theo and Will interview each other for mystery jobs in a fun improv game, Theo asks “What does this Rap Lyric Mean?” about the new song “Feel Like I Do” by everyone’s favorite Mr. Clean impersonator Vin Diesel, Will hosts “Conspiracy Query: Fan Theory Edition” about some popular movie fan theories.