This week we search for objective truth, and do so relatively well. We are thrilled to welcome an expert guest on philosophy, Charlie! This week we discuss a North Carolina town denying solar panels because of fears it may take all the energy from the sun and give us cancer. A university in Germany wants to give you a degree to do nothing, which prepares students for working in an office. A woman doing a Facebook Live video thinks the meat she is cooking was a penis. Researchers discover paining eyes on cow asses scares away the predators, to which the Boy Scouts replied, ”THINGS YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US YESTERDAY!" Finally, an Australian man punched a Great White shark in the face to save his wife. I think she’s going to need a bigger surfboard. Is there truth? Is this pod truly still going? Listen to find out. Welcome back to The Hour!