That's right! We just got picked up for Season 1 Million! On today's episode of TOSPWSAJ, Episode 1.1 Million, Doug finds a massage parlor that women are not that into but guys like it a lot. AND Kip takes you on a tour of the best places to nap at Disneyland. PLUS we visit the best Arby's in the world, and the worst Supercuts. THEN we get a visit from Miss Manners, all while being wiretapped by the Clark County Sheriff's department for our connection to the Scott and Jeff Disappearance. Notice we didn't say murder. This is not a murder investigation. Technically, it is a "Missing Persons" case. The bodies have not been located, and we doubt they ever will be. So relax and enjoy the first episode of the Sixty Thousandth Season of TOSPWoSAJ!