NFL Week 1, Packers D, Chiefs O, Colts Fail, Fatberg, Ted Cruz vs It, Missing OBJ, Indians Streak, D-Stat JoPoo, Dodgers Slumpbuster, Redskins BSE, Bengals Stank, the Tinder Turd, Pet PSA 09-15-2017

Segment 1:  NFL Week 1. The Colts express train to failville plus the Bengals stay in preseason mode through TNF. The Brew Crew’s teams break out the BSE and an uneven Week 1. Rams – Colts destruction, an organization in disarray, and building for Luck. The Jaguars take the Texans to the woodshed. 40th fun, TV death, and cranking up the broke party. Chiefs – Patriots, Alex freakin’ Smith, and the Patriots will rebound. The London Fatberg and Mike Rowe’s Dirty Jobs. Going into the sewer with It plus Ted Cruz gets frisky. Redskins –Eagles, Cousins’ brain farts, and digging Carson Wentz – the dark horse Eagles. Takeaways from Week 1. The Failhorn’s Packer backer premature eMattulation.

Segment 2 (49.25): The Indians go streaking, the Dodgers rock the BSE, and Jobu meets the D-Stat JoPoo. The Captain goes Malibu, Ted Cruz doubles down, and Sports Brew Las Vegas stories break out in soundbite mayhem. Remembering the Giggity Kegstand Faceplant. College Football round up.  OSU – OK, Baker Mayfield throws the gauntlet down.UGA – ND, USC – Stanford, remembering the Bush Push. Let it ride – turning back time with the Indians insane winning streak (22 as of recording). The Dodgers get Mark Grace slumpbuster shenanigans. What’s your poo telling you? The great British Tinder date fail – if you could turd back time.  Raiders – Titans and the return of Beast Mode. College Pick ‘Em.

Segment 3 (1.40.21): Cowboys – Giants. The OBJ factor gets the Farthorn, D-Stat gets frozen, and dap for Jason Witten. Packers – Seahawks. Packers D on point, Eddie Lacy bagels out, and playing for home field. Bears – Falcons. Steelers – Browns. Browns upside. Wrapping up with lawnmower beers, Kobe’s dual number retirement, and Sergio Dipp’s BSE sideline disaster. Hurricane Irma aftermath – raising a glass to the helpers and a pet PSA. 09-15-2017, MP3 format.

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