TILP 38: A Well-Regulated Dog Militia

This week, the boys practice their used car sales pitches. Mike worries that clowns may have damaged their brand beyond repair, Michael investigates a very messy date, and now we’re running for mayor, and Hell's coming with us. Highlights include:

• No. 1 All Star [4:30]
• Cover my tab? [6:40]
• Sorry clowns, this is pretty on-brand. [12:45]
• Peppa Pig’s piss-poor proposal. [16:55]
• Head Down, Windows Up, That's the Way I Get My Poo [20:30]
• Simulated unicorn love. [30:40]
• Welcome to Hell, peasants. [36:25]
• Please don’t trust chug. [44:00]
• Waffle House special forces. [51:30]
• Time to cut those strings. [55:00]