Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers
TV & Film:Film Reviews
A cavalcade of terrible decisions that 3 Oscar winners and an Emmy winner decided was good for them, gave us a movie that's good for us but no one else.
"Tiptoes" is a cinematic trainwreck that defies all expectations of quality filmmaking. From its cringe-inducing dialogue to its baffling plot twists, this movie is a prime example of how NOT to make a film. Despite boasting not one, not two, but THREE Oscar-winning actors in its cast, "Tiptoes" is a catastrophic failure that leaves audiences scratching their heads in disbelief.
The film clumsily attempts to tackle serious themes, masquerading as Oscar bait with its contrived drama and heavy-handed messages. However, instead of delivering poignant moments, it delivers unintentional hilarity. You'll find yourself laughing at scenes that were clearly meant to evoke tears.
But the real kicker? Gary Oldman, a supremely talented actor, is somehow stuffed into a couch for a significant portion of the movie, both literally and metaphorically. Yes, you read that right. In a desperate attempt at authenticity, the filmmakers thought it would be a good idea to confine one of Hollywood's finest actors to the confines of furniture. It's as absurd as it sounds. Just cast a little person in the role, dammit!!!
"Tiptoes" is a disaster from start to finish, a cautionary tale in the annals of cinema history. Save yourself the agony and steer clear of this cinematic dumpster fire. Even the presence of Oscar winners can't salvage this mess. Unless you're like us, and then its a must watch.
The Ice Pirates - Don't pirate the movie
Steel Dawn - Where does all the meat come from?
Krull - Gun Swords, NOPE!
Night Hunter - How vampires went extinct
Messenger of Death - BLOOD FEUD!!!!!!!
Squeeze Play - Its a pickle
Joysticks - The Friar Tuck addiction story
Reindeer Games - Rudy finds his nose
Christmas Twister - Wind Spans and Weather Speeds
Santa's Summer House - Santa kidnaps karate people
The Cartier Affair - As good as Grape Nuts
Allan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold - It's---ran out of room
Coronasode 15 - The Beast of Teen Wolf
King Solomon's Mine - Adventure for Hire
Sundown: You Better Take Care
Hell of the Living Dead - Hold on to your lunch!
Witchery - Evil Dead 4?
Wish Upon - Hope you like Teen Witch
The Rift - Literally in an octopus' garden
Tango & Cash - Stinker Madness Rerun
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