Arsenal # 034

What happens when you bring one of Nicolas Cage’s most insane characters back from the dead and drop him in the middle of a mediocre crime drama? Well, you get a mediocre movie with a bafflingly strange character who is a shell of what made him interesting in the first place. So join us as we journey through a boring slog that one critic called the worst movie of 2017: Arsenal

When a protective older brother gets in over his head with a sadistic mob boss his younger brother must risk everything to rescue him and unleash vengeance upon a ridiculous character straight out of a comic book.

Arsenal stars Nic’s Con Air co-star who brings nothing to this movie besides a do-rag John Cusack, the guy who had such an amazing Entourage they made a whole TV series about it Adrian Grenier, the lead singer of the amazing one hit wonder That Thing You Do Jonathan Schaech, Lindsey from Van Wilder Lydia Hull and, of course, a man too distracted by some FUCKING HANGERS to adjust his hairpiece, Academy Award winning actor who doesn’t give a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that his character died in 1993 Nicolas Kim Coppola better known as Nicolas Cage.