MIDLIGHT CHRISTMAS 2023

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Midlight Crisis gave to me:

Twelve dancing birdkids;

Eleven movie titles;

Ten concept changes;

Nine fired night guards;

Eight visual bird gags;

Seven evil patents;

Six himbo moments;

FIVE HOT CRISEEEEES;

Four heist montages;

Three story tropes;

Two percent bird genes;

AND A CASSOWARY IN A PEAR TREEEEEE