Jess and Abby’s Lousy Beautiful Town
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'Twas the night of LEGO Star Wars, and all through the pod
Jess and Abby were excited, which was rather odd;
The two hate Star Wars and don't really care
But the promise of LEGO Christmas gave them a fuck to spare.
They asked their friend Emma to join in the fun,
And she said, "of course!" faster than Han Solo flew the Kessel Run.
Gathered on Discord, did Emma, Abby, and Jess
And all three exclaimed, "God bless this hot mess!"
With their friends on the Falcon, so lively and gay
Star Wars was fun again, especially with Rey.
They laughed, cried, and cheered as characters came
The trio couldn't help but call them by name.
"Now Sebulba! now, Anakin! now, Maul and Mando!
On, Obi-Wan! On, Leia! on, on Maz and Lando!
Out from the portal! Out from the ship!
All gathered together to share a tip-yip!"
Their faces all hurt from smiling with glee;
It was the best Star War ever, the three could agree.
With hearts full of laughter they exclaimed with all their might,
"Happy Life Day to all! And to all a good-night!"
Starring:
Emma as Herself
Abby as Herself
Jess as Herself
And Introducing:
Chris as The Light Guy
Find Emma on all the things: @EMfys_Nest, @SapphicSkywalk, @RoseTillXMasDay
Follow us on Twitter:
@LBTPod
@spacejessss
@abbymcecilia
Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/lousybeautifultownpod
Episode 51 - Not in My Good Christian Mandalorian Headcanons
Rosé Till Christmas Day: A New York Christmas Wedding
Episode 50 - Ahsoka Also Has a Big Fat Dick
Episode 49 - H0RNY4B0KAT4N
Rosé Till Christmas Day: Lez Bomb & Happiest Season
Rosé Till Christmas Day: Christmas on Wheels & A Timeless Christmas
Episode 47 -Out with Transphobes, In with Frog Ladies
Rosé Till Christmas Day: Jingle Jangle
Rosé Till Christmas Day: Christmas With a View & Holidate
Rosé Till Christmas Day: Klaus
Rosé Till Christmas Day: The Nightmare Before Christmas Watch-Along
Episode 46 -Megtober, Part III
Episode 45 - Megtober, Part II
Episode 44 - Megtober, Part I
Episode 43 - Shedding the Cisgender Exoskeleton
Episode 42 - Somehow... (Part II)
Episode 41 - Somehow, a WAP: Part I
Episode 40- Anti-Blackness in Medicine, Part II
Episode 39 - Punching Racism: Anti-Blackness in Medicine
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