Prelude to Black Christmas

Jingle jingle and egg nog hangover ahoy! It's that magical time for awful crappy holiday movies and Jackie's dialed up a slasher with a special Xmas message; don't ever remake a classic film with a bunch of day-player bimbos.

Streaming Do's and Don'ts

• Nine Deaths of the Ninja - Mill Creek - B-Movie Blast 50 Pack
• Hundra - Amazon/Epix
• Missing in Action - YouTube/TubiTV

The Wild Card - Good Xmas/Bad Xmas

• Eternia - He-Man/She-Ra Xmas Special
• Hobo with a Shotgun Town
• Kazook - Star Wars Holiday Special