It’s a Christmas Miracle. Literally. Aggoth and Burd have once again managed to seductively prance their way through yet another questionably mystic adventure… in which they can assure you was no doubt irrevocably unadulterated, and graciously adorned with scandalous magic, certifilous hope, and unmitigated benevolence; which is never-the-less still still seeping uncontrollably from every precious pore of what little true insanity this world has left in it. Save yourselves. The Carolers are lurki...
It’s a Christmas Miracle. Literally. Aggoth and Burd have once again managed to seductively prance their way through yet another questionably mystic adventure… in which they can assure you was no doubt irrevocably unadulterated, and graciously adorned with scandalous magic, certifilous hope, and unmitigated benevolence; which is never-the-less still still seeping uncontrollably from every precious pore of what little true insanity this world has left in it. Save yourselves. The Carolers are lurking abound in the shadows… the Elves slyly usurped local authority and have taken the city… and the Reindeer now slovenly occupy the inn after a seven-day standoff. Santa is on vacation, and has given Aggoth and Burd the keys to his workshop. These two may just be your only saving grace for any holiday cheer, yet the last thing Aggoth or Burd would ever do is “Cheer”.
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We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org:
Scream, female x2 by peridactyloptrix; Glass Shatter by datasoundsample; Scream, female x2 by peridactyloptrix; Dun dun dun by Simon Lacelle; DunDunDunnn by copyc4t; Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas! by Cloud-10; Christmas Bells 1 by Cloud-10; Jingle Bells by dj997; We Wish You A Merry Christmas by rhodesmas; Music Box We Wish You a Merry Christmas by MaestroALF; jinglebellslong by NoiseCollector; O Christmas Tree by massi_1130; Christmas jingle played with bells by Ihaksi; xmas bellis9 by Hoerspielwerkstatt_HEF; Musicbox_Silent_Night by bilwiss; What Child is This by ZekiFoxx; SKLAD2235 by levelclearer; 10 seconds Loop #2 by danlucaz; Ominous Loop by BaDoink; Senatehorrial Halloween 1 by esistnichtsoernst; horror ambience 14 by klankbeeld; confused piano by symphoid; Smooth Chill Hip-Hop Loop by DeVern; Kung Fu Yell by oldedgar; Kung-Fu Whooshes by Nic3_one; female grunts breaths by martian; punches by ezwider; Japan_Koto_My_Amateur_Improv_Session_1 by RutgerMuller; Crack by staticpony1; Lotus music by nemaavla; record scratch skip sounds by TRP; record scratch skip loop by TRP; Short Fairy Tale Trailer - Celesta and Strings by GregorQuendel; Epic_End_1 by Dneproman; Epic trailer action music by humanoide9000; Couch Drop by MegaBlasterRecordings; Crying newborn baby child 3 by the_yura; War sounds by 1stWebArmy; Explosion by Iwiploppenisse; Monitor hotler by iluminati_2705; Heart Beat Monitor Flat Line by qubodup; Kicking a door by pfranzen; BWI Amtrak Train Station Announcements by TomchikRec; Train passing by in the Wirikuta Desert (Mexico, SLP) by felix.blume; TurkeySHOOT by DylanPM73; Turkey - Gobble - 96kHz by JarredGibb; 12pm church-bell inside recorded 190413_1356 by klankbeeld; Corny Christmas sitcom opening by fmceretta; groovy techno loop by djfroyd; Techno Horn 1 by Stereo Surgeon; Kick 4 by arnasarnas; Beautiful violin music by tranquility.jadgroup; SIRENS by drewkelly; Piano Melody by Lemoncreme; October Rose by StephieQueen; Searching by ShadyDave; cheerfulpiano by luckylittleraven; happy piano by ShortRecord; best by XBIRD; happy chord progression by SamplingSamTheMarylandMan; Piano Slide Low Note to High Note Ascending by deleted_user_7146007; Piano Slide High Note to Low Note by deleted_user_7146007; claps by synthnisse; acoustic guitar melody picking relaxing by Garuda1982; Water Splash by Raavj; Sizzle Mhh by flunkspagnargel; Adding Bacon To Frying Pan by Bon_Vivant_Pictures; Water on Burner by dpren; coffee_perk 02 by ShadowSilhouette; Coffee_Pour_10s by stereostory; Diablo Wrath - Tyrael And Giant Demon Introducing by SoundFlakes; Toilet Flush, English, A by InspectorJ; Thar'she blows by kaekhor; Oh no! by qubodup; noch8 by levelclearer; Momo's Bear by Kojiro.Miura; Didgeridoo Monster Roar by Noxdl; Airhorn by jacksonacademyashmore; Tripod, Horn Blast, Single, 01 by InspectorJ; Vintage - Techno house loop -110bpm by frankum; The killer is coming for you by Satanen; Violin Scare by SirBedlam; sled inuit drag across snow by kyles; Evening traffic at JP Nagar by bkowshik; Ring Tone by AnthonyRamirez; Phone pick up / hang up by deraj; bigfootals Rendered by Rhedcerulean; phone sounds by FreqMan; symp-applause 2 by FreqMan; xmas bellis3 by Hoerspielwerkstatt_HEF; Frogs by juskiddink; Funk Beat by eliot-beats; Boxing Bell by Benboncan; Wind in a tree in the Mojave Desert (California, USA) by felix.blume; Movie_Intro_Fanfare by nuria1512; Heartbeat by TobiasLudwig; Guy choking by pfranzen; anton_stikken4 by Anton; Brass band plays mixture of Russian hit songs at the riverfront of Astana, Jul 16, XY mics by gladkiy; Melody Loop Mix 128 bpm by JPMusic82; monster_beat_ride by oldskoola; Christmas Sound Effects Merry Christmas Santa by airmedia; [PREVIEW] O Little Town of Bethlehem (Christmas Special) (featuring Kingsley GalaSpark) by SgtPepperArc360;
Special thanks to Aggoth's daughter for playing a resemblance to the Peanuts Theme Song on the piano, and singing "Jingle Bells" in the trailer.
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