Itchy Noses & Moon Money: Inside Guernsey’s Strange Superstitions

Step into a micro-world where an itchy nose can mean misfortune, and putting your stockings on backwards might buy you a month of good luck. In this episode of The Deep Dive we leave the global headlines behind and enter the intimate logic of Guernsey’s folk beliefs—an entire system that turns the smallest sensations and household habits into a language for fate.

We begin with the body as oracle: an itchy foot signaling strange ground ahead, a twinge in the right ear promising love while the left whispers spite. The rules feel neat—right hand brings money, left hand spends it—until the narrator pulls the rug out: the order can flip, turning prediction into puzzle. That structural ambiguity transforms signs from answers into prompts, forcing people to read their luck and live with uncertainty.

Then we move into the home, where everyday objects become moral agents. Crossed knives, a loaf set down on the wrong side, even eggs in a dream—each holds power. One vivid report links a dream of eggs to a neighbor savaged by a dog the next day, a stark reminder that warnings appear in the most unexpected forms. Here, bad fortune can be accidental; good fortune often requires intention.

The episode delights in glorious specificity: the accidental blessing of wearing clothes inside out (so long as you don’t correct the mistake), a mother flinging an old shoe after a departing child to secure happiness abroad, and the astonishing pre-death rite for an old maid—jumping a broom while singing God Save the Queen three times to guarantee joy in the next world. These are rituals that insist on action, commitment, and sometimes performance.

We close under the new moon, where celestial finance is decided by an almost farcical test: look at the moon over your right shoulder without glass or trees between you and the sky, tap your pocket, and if there’s coin there, your month is blessed. The moon ritual sums up the collection’s logic—luck rewards what’s already present, and fate insists on a strict, often arbitrary-looking protocol.

By the end, the episode doesn’t just catalogue curiosities; it asks a sharper question: did this system intentionally make passive omens unreliable while reserving dependable fortune for those willing to act? Listen as the hosts weave anecdote, analysis, and provocative reflection into a narrative that makes folklore feel alive, uncanny, and uncomfortably close to how we still try to control chance.