November 29, 2019 - Reminiscent of Wagner

Supernanny Jade’s secret is revealed with the help of a bunch of flowers, a quote from Paradise Lost, and a graveyard with generous opening hours. Kel finds himself in front of the Old Bill who, despite having the polaroids from Bernie, are happy to release him on a burglary charge. Roy makes Richard’s home help cry and then quit after already threatening to make the situation worse by contacting Adult Services and has to rely on Aggie’s cooking in his attempts to make things right. After last week’s reveal, Michael wants to play the responsible father and Grace isn’t entirely against the idea but warns him to keep his mother out of her business. Good luck with that. The Knicker People now insist on being known as the Fifty Percenters, which isn’t nearly as catchy, and they refuse to listen as Nick frustratingly explains why they’re all going to be out of work in six months if they keep up with this slide nonsense, but maybe Sarah has a bright idea that’ll save everyone’s skin. Ray helps himself to an early morning Bistro capachoochoo and then reveals he’s dropping his lawsuit instead of his trousers for a change, and an increasingly scorned Michelle does well to keep her dinner down every time Robert is within two feet of her, which happens a lot. Elsewhere, Emma has an exciting Christmas offer that may be outshined by Steve’s fancy needlework, Brian thinks he looks like Robert from a distance, Nina isn’t going to a fancy dress party, and Mary is interested in getting her hands on Adam’s fusebox.