You Can’t Yadda Yadda That!

Michelle & Ben finally return to recap the ninth week of Australian Survivor's third season. In this episode:

• Michelle talks Play School.
• Ben takes umbrage with some self-righteousness.
• Someone enjoys writing in the sand.
• One contestant needs to sunbathe a bit more.
• Ben starts getting annoyed with people.
• Who is an underdog?
• Is there such a thing as a cold Sydney?
• What is the most important reason why people win?
• Michelle loves the smell of clean hair.
• There's always a worse option.
• Kristie is terrible at putting liquid in Flick's mouth.
• Ben teaches us a hangover cure.
• There's nothing wrong with telling people they're going home.
• Who were the control freak tribe?
• We celebrate the annual "Stand like you're taking a dump challenge".
• Michelle says the word "different" far too many times.
• What is a stupid move?
• Who is the Purple Kelly of the jury?
• Probst is still ridiculous.
• Who is the Woo of the season?
• Ben really misses the castaway who was eliminated.
• Michelle is going to a Survivor viewing party, just to see one US castaway's eyes.
• And who will win?