Story Time with Tom & Mike 088 - Mike Blart Hotel Cop

Mike rode all kinds of awesome conveyances during his storied career as a security guard, but a Segway wasn't one of them.

Topics include: obligatory shit talk, caught in the act, golf cart hijinks, stupid kindergartners, video game logic in real life, items inexplicably filled with popcorn, George Wendt, carrots in mac and cheese