John Carter of Earth? John Carter of Mars? Frankly, as far as we're concerned this unholy mess of a movie should have been called John Carter and the completely incomprehensible plot.
Directed by Pixar legend Andrew Stanton and starring Battleship himbo Taylor Kitsch, the long gestating big screen adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs' highly influential adventure novel was a disastrous box office bomb on release in 2012 - although it has since developed a small but vocal band of defenders.
One of those defenders is Brandon T McClure of the Fake Nerd Podcast, who gamely joins us this week to explain his love for this movie and attempt to unpick the seriously overstuffed plot for our benefit.He also sticks around for the usual drinking games and, of course, our attempts at pitching a workable sequel - although given the financials, we wouldn't hold our breath for any of them getting green lit by a studio. Not on this planet, anyway...
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00.00: Barsoom, Helium and not-so-little Green Men...
56.10: John Carter Drinking Games
1.06.30: John Carter The Second
1.14.00: John Carter and the Gods of Mars
1.19.40: John Carter Must Die
1.29.50 Listener Submissions & Episode 110 Preview
The Favourite 2: Blood Feud
BONUS | Oscars 2020 Reaction!
OSCARS | Ranking the 2020 Best Picture Nominees...
Escape to Victory: Deadly Rematch (ft. Ant McGinley)
Goodfellas 2: Mob Wife Beauty Shop
Les Miserables 2: The Wretched
Pixar's Up 2 The Stars
BONUS | The First Annual BOXIE Awards
BONUS | Reviewing The Movies of 2019 - Part Two
BONUS | Reviewing The Movies of 2019 - Part One
Christmas With The Kranks 2: Ripping off The Kranks
The Princess Switch 2: Electric Switcheroo
The Nightmare Before Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Easter...
The Holiday 2: Daddy Issues
Bridesmaids 2: Maid of Honor
The Terminal 2: Escape From Krakozhia
Fargo 2: Murder in Minnesota
Fight Club 2: Rom Com Collective
Let The Right One In: Curse of the Killer Kitties (feat. The Contrarians)
Vampire's Kiss 2: Uncaged
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