In a spirit of RIPQ, this month we ask: who the hell do Mike & Jon think they are? Do they really expect us to believe they've just been swimming in cottage cheese doing guppy impressions for weeks? What about the rumours of equine stampedes, otter wave-machines, and biological lava lamps? What about the nauseatingly real sense-memories of proto-sub-SubKick, or the crowds of one-fact wonders helping Franz Ferdinand's bassist tie his tie? It all adds up to random squared. Not that this episode has no redeeming features: there's pioneering electronic wholemeal toast, the most ungoogleable show ever, an eerily calm spin cycle, and Donmar's antidote to cubicle nostalgia. But beware the onanistic yodelling of The Worst Record In The World, which may cause you to inflict double damage on your speakers with a pencil. And don't you dare call us offensively inoffensive, or we'll throw you out of Costa's!
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PSTB #19: Snug-verbing, virtuoso electricity, and The Four-letter Count
PSTB #18: Madonna fixations, Scaramanga's axe, and unrappabilityto
PSTB #17: Audio bacon, Spot The Toast, and chatting with Miss T
PSTB #16: Reverse hallelujahs, stereo hoovering, and a bag of smashed crabs
PSTB #15: Hobbit feet, old submarine bits, and tonsorial option-paralysis
PSTB #14: Heavy-metal kittens, karmic pest control, and musical guacamole
PSTB #13: Oxtail filtering, harmonikazoos, and the 'f*** you' delay
PSTB #12: Count Duckula, gourmet risotto, and bunraku puppet twerking
PSTB #11: Syllabist poetry, John Cage's evil twin, and The 100k Per Foot Rule
PSTB #10: Pigmy elephants, flamboyant boxer shorts, and the Marquis's crystal sword
PSTB #9: Imaginary edits, Bearable Brass, and the original Wobbly Jefferson
PSTB #8: Spray-on acoustic stubble, vegan suspense, and Neil Finn naked
PSTB #7: Auditory dog hair, erotic mic cables, and The A-Team Musical
PSTB #6: Invisible gorillas, All Star (but...), and insane amounts of clarity.
PSTB #5: Masking-tape snobbery, fake artists, and Creme Egg evolution.
PSTB #4: The Straight To Landfill Award, smirking cucumbers, and beards with everything.
PSTB #3: The inverse McGherkin, T-Pain's Uncle Vanya, and the facepalm motherlode.
PSTB #2: Mics for melee, homeopathic guitar solos, and The Ladderflirter.
PSTB #1: The SM57 tuning dial, The Phantom Facepalm, and Minecraft’s mullet-mod.
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