The Hoodoo Factory Episode 50 - Hoodoo Hiatus Official Statement

Hello fellow WNYXicans. We have some bad news to share with you. Despite our best efforts, we are currently experiencing an outbreak of ABSA fever at The Hoodoo Factory. Out of an abundance of caution, we will be temporarily shutting down factory operations. Our main goal is to contain the ABSA fever outbreak. Don’t worry about us. We will be going into hypersleep for the time being. In the meantime, our best electrician is working on an updated antidote to ABSA fever. When it’s safe, we plan to reopen the factory doors and resume production of the high quality Hoodoo you have come to expect. Until then, remember to wash your hands thoroughly and keep an electrician on standby just in case.