Les, Kurt, and Jason are here for another Blac Chyna Report, but Jason and Les notice that it's quite lacking in news about Black Chyna herself. We DO get some belated news about Lori Loughlin... which leads the guys down a rabbit hole about David Lee Roth from Van Halen, Paul Lynde shouting "Roots" to Levar Burton, and Fred Schneider of the B-52's shouting "pineapple!" But you won't find any pineapple in any of the crullers or Galwickian Yule Cakes at the center of Hallmark's "One Royal Holiday." You will, though, find a hot security guy who, a prince with Covid hair, and a bed and breakfast superdome! As Kurt has his Norma Rae Moment and Les gets on board with the idea of a Laverne Cox-fronted remake of Tootsie, Jason makes notes of Hallmark's passive aggressive ghost writers. In the end, though, the takeaway from this episode is that Les knows Melissa McCarthy and hasn't (yet) booked her to be a guest on the podcast... and that one can get c**kblocked by "Joy to the World."
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Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace: Enhanced Edition: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
The Wrong Cheer Captain Is A Cautionary Tale About Nicotine Vaping and Calling 911 on Speaker Phone
Do You Trust Your Boyfriend For Being Catfished, Liking Birds, and Wearing Tube Socks?
The 27 Hour Day Doesn’t Have Trivia But Does Have a Pig Montage
This College Professor Obsession is Nightclub Attire + Adrian Zmed + Eyes Wide Shut Style Parties
Love at the Ranch Should Be about a Strapping Young Male Cyclops Cyborg Ghostwriter
Stalked by My Doctor: The Return of Eric Roberts Posing as a Doctor That’s in Your Health Insurance Network
You Had Me at Aloha Says Hello to Goats Having a Moment and Goodbye to 2 Hours of Your Night
Unlike the Friends Reunion, Deceitful Dating Does Not Have a Cameo from Malala Yousafzai
Sweet Carolina is a Two-Way Street of Doucheiness with Motivational Tips from Pinterest
Stalked By My Doctor Eric Roberts, Doll Sniffer and Dodge Stratus Driver
Sun, Sand, and Romance Makes an Indecent Proposal to Suzanne Pleshette
A CPR Doll and a Truly Amazingly Insane Movie are Just What the Doctor Ordered
Right in Front of Me are Fred Gwynne, a Scientologist, and 5 Maraschino Cherries
Beware of the Midwife Holding Chloroform and aTruly Gigantic Baby
One Perfect Wedding Proves That Hallmark is Ready to Show Some Clavicle Now
Always the Brutal Bridesmaids, Never the Stripper Who Might Be One of the Producers
Chasing Waterfalls Shows Us a Whole New Hallmark Channel Complete with Old Prospectors Panning for Gold
BONUS EPISODE with Nina Weinman, writer of Hallmark's Don't Go Breaking My Heart
The Desperate Widows Lures You into a Cult that’s a Different Shade of Bonkers
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