Is DJz Dead Wrong about the Eviscerator?

The community at large, including the other CC's have all told DJz he's crazy to be happy with this ship. So tonight, we remove the sentiment, the emotion, and the expectations, and look solely at the math. Is DJz a shill? Is the ship trash? Are players right to be furious with this new feature? Let's look at EVERY angle of this ship in detail.