Clean Your Mess Up, Bitch

Holy shit, the RHONY trailer is here! And it has everything: LuAnn's new boyfriend Garth (Garf?), barenaked titties, a wasted Sonja, and some extremely frustrating racism from, you guessed it, Ramona "I DON'T HAVE THE VIRUS" Singer. Aye yai yaiii. We can't wait to cover it cum May 4th, cuz even a pandemic season of New York is still the best comedy show on TV.

After talkin' trailer, we dive right into Atlanta where it's Fallyn (ft. Golf Club) vs. LaToya (ft. Obnoxiousness & Drunk Driving [?]). Also, Kenya wears a Native American headdress, and just... WHY?! On Dallas Brandi defends her God given right to both talk to ghosts and judge half-assed Christians like D'Andra. And up in New Jersey we fiiinally get a Teresa/Jackie showdown. And it has dildos! Awww, we love our girls...

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