There is nothing .... (in honour of RFL of SL 2010)

To the late, great Rodgers and Hammerstein, I offer my thanks for this song from "South Pacific" which I wrote this parody of. There is Nothing Like Relay (A parody sung to the tune of 'There is Nothing Like a Dame') We got runners on the track, We got fireworks in the sky, We got Trader and Nuala on T1 you all know why, We got silly hats and outfits and a lot of stuff for sure! What ain't we got? We ain't got a cure! We get notices from Mama, We get freebies, we get clothes, We get lectures from our Chairperson and advice from mentors too, We get kiosks, we get vendors, we get more than I can tell! What don't we get? You know darn well! Lots of things in life are beautiful, but brother, There is one particular thing that is nothin' whatsoever In any way, shape or form like any other. There is nothing like Relay, Nothing in the world, There is nothing you can say That is anything like Relay! We have chickens, we have bunnies, we have tarns and duckies too, we have cats and wolves and foxes we are almost like a zoo we have walkers, we have runners, we raise money like we should What don't we got? It ain't too good! Lots of things in life are beautiful, but brother, There is one particular thing that is nothin' whatsoever In any way, shape or form like any other. There is nothing like Relay, Nothing in the world, There is nothing you can say That is anything like Relay! -22 July 2010