We use NXNW to escape the nightmare that is SXSW

The siege has begun and things are ugly. Every inch of the city we love has been overrun by hipsters, even more so than usual. But these hipsters are different. They are even more detached, even more ironic, even more unbearable. How could this happen? Oh, that's right! South By Southwest has returned in all its "glory." What once was a laid back music festival for locals has somehow morphed into an unstoppable juggernaut of celebrities, industry types, and *sigh* even more hipsters and has gained a reputation as one of the least user (consumer) friendly festivals on the circuit. So, instead of heading out and dealing with people looking to try something that is "so Austin," we decided to head in the exact opposite direction. See what I did there? So, this week, at long last, we bring you the much delayed, much discussed, and much OWED (you know who I'm talking to) commentary to "North By Northwest." That's right, now you can watch a MASTERPIECE with two a-holes blabbing the entire way through. I think you will enjoy it.