Oh the sadness. Ned's dead, baby. Ned's dead. Arya's fat pigeon? Dead. 2000 of Rob Stark's men? Dead. That one Dothraki who dislikes Maegi so much? Dead. Khal Drogo? Not looking good. The Kingslayer? Captured! Tyrion and Bronn? Drunk! Shae? Enigmatic! Lord Frey? Gross! Maester Aemon? Targaryen! Only one episode left in season one, folks. Stay with us till the bitter end.