Empty Kenneth’s Consolation Prize: The First Episode

35-year-old unemployed man Kenneth Bepsy invites you to join him in his ongoing quest to make you feel better about yourself. Share your problems with Mr. Bepsy and he promises to do everything within his power to nullify them in the awkward embrace of his crippling mediocrity. Mr. Bepsy is an innovative inspirational speaker blessed with the gift of putting your failures into perspective by sharing his own (failures) in excruciating detail. E-Mail, Twitter and so on.