This is a song I wrote with a band I used to sing for called The Dashboard Messiahs. The song is called Lincoln Continental with Ohio Plates.
I am posting in an attempt to help you find humor in this very common situation. Also, because I have it linked to my post at my blog - Humanist Happiness - check it out . http://humanisthappiness.blogspot.com/2012/08/cars-and-patience.html