Super Mario Bros. is famous for being the first film to be based off of a video game, and infamous for being bad. Maybe it’s because we’ve exposed ourselves to some real trash, but we didn’t think it was that terrible! Don’t get me wrong, this movie is bizarre enough to provide us with plenty to talk about! So wind up your Bob-ombs, get on your Koopa mattresses, and find out why IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PEACH as we de-evolve Super Mario Bros. into a puddle of goo!