“Twilight’s” Taylor Lautner has serious rich kid problems and deep-seated daddy issues in this 2011 stink bomb! Lautner and the girl next door must fight for their lives against Serbian stereotypes while simultaneously holding a contest to see who can show the least amount of emotion. We dare you to guess how many abductions take place in this film! Put your bombs in the oven and set them to 500º, it’s time to listen to us explode Abduction!