Geek Shock #163 - Go Full Guinea Pig

So did anything interesting happen today?  I dunno.. things like DISNEY BUYING LUCASFILM, Arnold's return as Conan, Vaughn quitting X-Men, Sasquach bounties, G4Nobody, flipping off your neighbors wi-fi style, Logan's timeline, Disney Princesses, Gerbils, Freddy's nemesis vs. the Federation, and Resident Evil 6 gets fixed (ala the vet).  All this and more in a TWO HOUR Geek Shock extravaganza.  God help us.