Brain Trust Live #59 - THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN - 5/3/13

In Which We Discuss:

1. Barbara Bush finally says what’s been on America’s mind for a long time:  “We’ve had enough Bush’s”

2. More arrests in the Boston Bombing plot lead republicans to remember why they hate all immigrants

3. Being a prisoner at Guantanamo Bay is the best diet plan EVER

4. Even Rockefeller Republicans know that gays are good for business.  Will the NBA realize the same?

5. In an effort to shore up the two-dimensional vote, Mark Sanford vigorously debates a cardboard cut-out of Nancy Pelosi

6. Will Ted Cruz be the first Canadian President of America?  Not if it requires reading the Constitution.

7. Do you have one too many children?  Is your gun arsenal missing a gun small enough for a five year-old to handle?  Solve both problems at once with the Cricket!

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