Okay folks….now that we’ve stamped out the final post orgasmic cigarette after seeing the super awesome “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D” trailer, we here at Geek Salad have come up with a list of demands that will guarantee that the show remains awesome.
Alan Silvestri MUST do the opening theme.
I’m pretty sure that ABC already has somebody like Bear McCreary or W.G. “Snuffy” Walden on tap to provide weekly music to the show (although Michael Giacchino would be awesome), after the fanfare scored by Mr. Silvestri for “The Avengers,” every week must make us feel like we’re watching something awesome.
Female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents must be wearing skirts…like the micro mini kinds found in the new Star Trek flicks
It'll cause less outrage than the plunging zippered necklines showcased in “The Avengers.”
Now that Disney has the rights, would it kill them to get Punisher, Daredevil, or Ghost Rider right for a change?!?!
And while we’re on the subject, a few C-Listers won’t hurt either….I’m looking at you, Brother Voodoo!!!!
And to a far greater extent, how about GODDAMN MOON KNIGHT!
I realize that he’s really just a knock off of Batman, hence, while you’ll never see him appear in his own film (but Patton Oswalt’s version of Episode VII would put him front and center).
The less said about Coulson’s return from the dead the better….and for god’s sake, don’t give him PTSS just to give him a “flaw!”
Don’t water-down the characters from the movie Phases I or II by making them appear AT ALL on the series!
Speaking of watering down, keep us out of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent’s personal lives. That includes any and all inner-office romances and issues with the kids!
If David Duchovney, Gillian Anderson, or any of the Lone Gunmen make so much as a cameo on the show, I vow on the lives of my children, that I will buy every season of “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” on Blu-Ray!
….and finally…
Stan Lee absolutely MUST make an appearance in each and every episode either buying a hot dog from a street vendor, pulling a kid out of a busy street, or walking out of an elevator with Lou Ferrigno
Anything else I’m leaving off?
Geek Salad
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Retro Episode 17: You Require More Vespene Gas
Episode 102: Infinite Crisis in the Age of Ultron
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Episode 101: I'm Ready For My Close Up, Mr. Bay!
Episode 100: Thun-Nerd-Dome
Episode 4 Deleted Scenes
Retro Episode 4: KHAAAAANNNN!!!! (Special Edition)
Episode 99: Almost There!
Episode 98 (part 2): Days of Dinklage Past
Episode 98 (part 1): Big Fun Happy Happy Murderworld Super Time!
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Episode 95: Don't Cross the Streams
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