Chalcopyrite and 1612, EP72 of A Cup of Coffee with Thomson

Wow, what a bizarre imagination Thomson has!  Minerals & motorcycles & racecar-wheelchairs, oh my!  Sometimes all you can do is scratch your head!  His stories seem to get more bizarre everyday!  How about you- listeners?  What's the strangest story you've heard out of the mouths of babes??  We would love to hear from you!  ELE!!