Don’t be Such an Elbow

We humans like to insult each other.

And our insults often invoke body parts that are involved in sex.

And because these insults are of a sexual nature, the insults are necessarily sexist.

I have a solution.

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The next time you want to insult someone, instead of calling them a sexual body part.

Tell them they are being an elbow instead.

It’s clearly insulting but not too insulting because it’s also funny.

And, we can express our displeasure without being sexist, because, well, almost everyone has elbows.

Help me make this a thing. 

And don’t be such an elbow.