This week I talk about a pigeon wearing a sombrero, escalator breakdowns in Mexico City due to urine, Kansas man asks judge to sword fight with ex-wife, vultures destroy radio tower in Texas, cuttlefish can watch 3D movies like humans, man gets fired over tweet rantings, "Alien abduction" victim talks about his experience, and finally police respond to distress call which turns out to be a screaming parrot.