TILP 83: Off-Brand Whales

This week, the boys create the next great action franchise. Mike wishes all you perverts would stop sexualizing cryptids, Michael experiences a come to Jesus mayoment, and we all take a lil’ sip of whale-ball beer. It’s our best yet. Highlights include:

• Jim Bondwell and his chipmunk pals
• Mayo please have another deathblow
• Sweet Netscape memes
• Ball beer
• A TILP crowdsourced sex novella
• I’ve Got a Toilet Ticket