This week we have another special guest co-host Becky, while Jeff is recovering from overdosing on Olestra. This week Becky and I discuss a cougar who attacked a child, and then asked to see a manager about her expired coupon. A new study says your kid may not be an asshole if you read to them, instead they'll just be a smart ass. A dad stole his kid's girl scout cookie money so he could get a rub and tug, I guess she didn't get her financial security badge. A baby put shit in its mouth and ended up at the doctor... well not literal shit. And an Uber driver gets five stars after helping his passenger give birth in the back seat, but I hope he scotch guarded the upholstery. Don't worry, this episode is outside of the splash zone. Welcome back to The Hour!